Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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