Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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