Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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