I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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