Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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