we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
