I have demons in me.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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