I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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