Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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