Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Omg I joined a choir last night...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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