i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Randomize
