D3 body, D1 cock
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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