Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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