I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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