Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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