He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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