real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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