She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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