There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
