i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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