Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He did a backflip because drugs
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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