you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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