I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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