I heard we made out
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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