sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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