you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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