it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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