I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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