If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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