Me too!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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