Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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