I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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