Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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