I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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