Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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