I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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