I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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