so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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