have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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