Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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