Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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