i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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