so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
When did angry sex become our thing?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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