you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
organizing the empties. That sober.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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