I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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