You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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