ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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