I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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