And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
