So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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