So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The air taste purple.
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