Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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