Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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