Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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