Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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