Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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