My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she looked like the before picture.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
