Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
